Senator Bernie Sanders
Dear Senator Sanders,
Even though this is not a fan letter, you should have been elected the 45th President of the United States. What I am writing to you about today is my desire to become your press assistant. I am an award winning press writer with over 40 years of experience in the craft of constructing artful press releases. I can be a huge benefit in supporting your good works.
For example, I’ve included a sample press release for you to review:
Sample Press Release:
November 22, 2016
Reported by Jay North
Senator Bernie Sanders announced today the formation of a new community called, “Progressive Watch Dogs.” A new liberal branch of the federal government formed with one purpose only-to keep tabs on what President elect Donald Trump is up to. “Progressive Watch Dogs will monitor Trump’s conservative actions and policies, keeping the general public informed and making sure that liberal ideas on governing our great nation are heard. This ensures a play fair policy for all peoples residing in the United States of America and aboard,” voiced Bernie Sanders today regarding the formation of Progressive Watch Dogs. He strongly urged the need for this organization to be formed right away-even before Mr. Trump takes office.
“Now is the time for people to take action” Senator Bernie Sanders
Senator Sanders, give me a headline and turn me loose. I have been published several thousand times and I love working with a purpose. I enjoy having my work fulfill my desires to make this world a better place. Let me fulfill my purpose supporting your work.
In addition, I have a list of over 3,100 personally gathered fax numbers and email addresses to all major press and media outlets. You can leave the distribution up to me. Although I am not a high powered PR firm in New Your City, but I am tenacious as heck and will work hard to accomplish our goals.
Feel free to contact me when you are ready for me to start!
Snail mail PO BOX 1211, Ojai, CA 93024
Thank you for reading this, I look forward to hearing from you,
p.s. I will fax you my background check and references at your request.